Ha! Thanks for engaging with this like it’s serious. I appreciate this comment so much, “tigger porn.” :)
I thought of that too. Infinity is infinitely big, but some infinities are bigger than others. (Consider the set of natural numbers, which contains the set of prime numbers. Both are infinite, but the former is a “bigger” infinity.)
If the exploding dimensions are splintering off of whatever we’re moment we’re in, then the probability of mass destruction is still accelerating in each of those dimensions, resulting in an inescapable bottleneck of weirdness, no matter which new dimension you turn to.
An infinite number of increasingly weird dimensions are still increasingly weird.